The Arctic Monkeys, IBSLGOTDF Award for Services To After Work Drinks goes to…

Martha Phillips!!


She will definitely be going for just the one straight after work. You can guarantee she will say, “we might as well make it a bottle” when she gets to the bar. The last train will without a shadow of doubt be missed. Dawn will almost certainly be on the verge of breaking when she finally makes it home. And you can put your house on the fact that the next day she will spend most of the morning complaining about aching limbs brought on by her attempts at break dancing and any other high impact dance moves that involve flailing around on a dancefloor like an overturned crab.

Written by Daniel Kennedy, 01/12/2016